Friday, September 01, 2006

neighbourly love..

in response to jinxy's post here, here and here..i'd like to issue a public warning to anyone who wants to try this at home or in the hall or anywhere in singapore! don't anyhow "suka suka chin chin chai chai" lie naked on the floor ar..

1) if your neighbour have bionic eyes (or have bino) and happen to see you, he/ she can report you to the police! usually it's because they sacrifice their precious time, strain their eyes to watch you but before they "song", you put your clothes back on..make them dulan..so what do they do? report you for indecent exposure! no decency to expose long enough! or

2) if your neighbour have a camera, he/ she will take pictures or video tape you and distribute online and call it "Singapore Girl lying naked on the floor"..apparently, from past occurrences, such pictures/ clips are hotter property than playboy cover girls! nevermind that your neighbour will get caught by the police this time, you still must tio counselling! how can? i mean, how do you answer questions like "why were you lying naked on the floor? no money to buy clothes sibo? more 'liang' (cooling) sibo?"..hey! no one questioned natalie imbruglia when she sang it right?

so boys and girls, ignore this warning at your own risk..because whether you are torn, dick or hairy, your neighbour will be watching you! then you thought people so eng, volunteer to be in your neighbourhood watch patrol teams for what? play police and thief ar?!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Something happened last year or so, there was this guy who was strutting around naked in his house near his window, and a lady opposite called the police, and he was charged for indecent exposure.

Seems like nowadays you can't even have absolute freedom to do whatever you like even at the comfort of your own home.

Of course, now with all the high-tech gadget, it is better to be careful in case anyone wants to take your naked pics and distribute them all over.