Whatever - Oasis

Another monday, another start of another week..the blues? no hardly..in fact, every day that passes at work these days is another step towards my ORD..which equates to another step towards "freedom"..which in turn means i have to find a job soon! though it's still early days yet, i've taken to looking through the classified section already..the signs are not very rosey, most companies are looking for either work experience in relevant fields or diploma level and lower people..so where does that leave fresh grads like myself? i wonder i wonder i wonder..but i guess, where there is a will there will be a way..or in this case a job for me!

Anyway one job that really caught my eye in today's paper is this job opening for a Trainee Music Consultant from That Music Shop..my eyes virtually lit up at the advertisement..

- Minimum 'N' Level (i've got it)
- Must be pleasant looking and well-groomed (hmm..can be worked on..)
- Communicate fluently in English and Mandarin (my mandarin sucks but i guess it's acceptable right?)
- Young, energetic with matured personality (that's me! me me me!)
- Female working environment (even better! heh heh)
- Relevant experience not required (so nice..but i've got quite a lot in this field..)

but after i called them..i realised that they did not list a very important criteria which i'm sorely lacking in..

- Must have attractive figure, boobs and preferably long hair and an elegant smile to mesmerise the uncles and the army boys

yes, they were looking for females ONLY! my first job enquiry and i've been hit in the face by what the marketing grads (me me me!) call "Sex Discrimination"! well, what to do? i just have to move on and on and on and be thick and thicker and thickest skin until i find a job..

wish me luck!
addy

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"i'm free to be whatever i/ whatever i choose/ and i'll sing the blues if i want.."

Featured song is taken off the album "Whatever E.P." by Oasis