wah lao eh!

one whole year and 100 over resumes later..not a single interview for any marketing position..temporary, contract, permanent, administrator, assistant, executive..nothing!

now..TWO permanent marketing job OFFERS! yes..not even interviews..OFFERS! and the best part is i did not send out resume for either!

how la how?

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sometimes i miss you..other times, i just turn and look the other way..

job street (dot) com

there's a little spring in my little step
a little dance and a tappity tap
a new destination to fly my flag
a new adventure plotted on the map
but i hold the celebrations, i dare not be too glad
until the day the ink dries and it becomes fact
- addy (10 november 2006)

to be continued..

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the following is taken from an advertisement..

are you ready to fight at the frontiers of technology?
more like "are you ready to fight AGAINST the frontiers of technology!"

masters of technology
given 386 computers, you are expected to produce pentium results, of course you will grow to be a master of technology! it is all in "the plan" i tell you!

cutting edge talent
did i ever mention that the tools and equipment used are mostly at least 10 years old? sorry i exaggerate, some are at least 20 years old! as the saying goes, the older you are, the wiser..not so sure if it applies to "sharpness" though!

precise and self assured
precise in timing our breakfast, lunch and tea breaks and self assured enough not to get caught!

it's a career like nothing on earth
it sure is out of this world alright!

indigestion

i am so disoriented these days, it's so not funny..i want to do something but i stop myself..i want to express my anger but i stop myself..i want to let it out but i stop myself..and i just end up being so frustrated that there is no outlet..all because as others keep telling me that i'm too nice and soft hearted..

i don't want to be this way anymore!!! aaaaahhh..hai..

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an interesting conversation with my spw nuer:

a dot . says: and i'm from planet forever eighteen!!
jasmango duckie! says: you are forever 18, come to think of it
a dot . says: huh? why do you say that?
jasmango duckie! says: i dunno.. you exude a youthful exuberance
a dot . says: haha i do? are you saying i am childish?
jasmango duckie! says: nope
jasmango duckie! says: you're just forever 18

in case you're wondering..this conversation started with us discussing which planet raymond was from! lol..

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i've been chatting quite a bit with my korean colleague recently..no, i do not speak korean..she speaks english! :P which reminds me, i should really stop referring to her as "korean colleague"..makes her sound like an anonymous! my bad..it's just that she has recently "grown" her name so it's rather long and tedious to pronounce..anyway it's..regina zoe hammie moon..told you it was long! sometimes i address her in short form "rzhm" which makes her sound mysterious like some secret agent..other times i just call her "silly"! oh and did i mention that she is really nice? no? well, she is really nice :)


she reads this by the way, so i had to say that! :P

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jinxisaurus craving penguin:
rar! -bites-
jinxisaurus:
-_- waasssssuuuuuppppp!

q: what do you call a really flustered and depressed jinxisaurus?
a: a jinxisaurus vex!
it's really not funny ar? :(

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all day i'm doing fine
cos there are things to pass the time
smoke a cig and drink some tea
watch a programme on tv
i just don't care where you are now
cos i'm sorted out, and how
i've got it all set up you see
but when i close my eyes it happens to me
you're a nightmare
and you've made it all wrong
you're a nightmare to me
oh oh you're a nightmare
and i just can't see
why you should keep on happening to me
- pulp

write the blog!

here is the story about THE MOST AWESOME SENSE OF DEJA VU EVER as experienced by addy..it was supposed to be a brand new blog entry..but reading the first lines, he know he saw this before..somehow he knew what the entry was about..who it was about..and how it ended without even reading it through..truly amazing..

a witness who wished to be known only as "jinxy" had this to say when interviewed,

"wah liao!"
when pressed for further comments, she could only offer a

"FREAKY!"
before she turned green (as a dinosaur) with shock..
and that was the story about THE MOST AWESOME SENSE OF DEJA VU EVER!

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this blog entry was kindly brought to you by jinxisaurus "rar!"

writer's blog

wanted to blog something..but i got a block..

sianz..

anyway, just something my korea colleague mentioned to me..damn cute..
"you are not supposed to eat or drink along the streets in singapore"
cute right? heh..it amused me :)